'˜Invincible' pint glass won't spill beer

Cack-handed drinkers prone to spilling their pints need fear no more as lager scientists have developed an '˜un-tippable' glass.

By The Newsroom
Sunday, 26th June 2016, 6:00 am
Updated Thursday, 25th August 2016, 6:07 pm
The invincible pint glass?
The invincible pint glass?

The so-called Mighty Pint Glass is fitted with high-tech Smartgrip Technology, which - unlike regular pint glasses - is no pushover.

Listed on gadget website Firebox, a two-pack of the ‘unbumpoverable’ plastic pint pots are advertised for £24.99 - a small price to pay for keeping a dry crotch.

The description says: “Spilling a pint is a weird experience.

“Even if you rectify your clumsy-handed behaviour quickly and get your drink upright, there still seems to be an extraordinary amount of liquid everywhere. It doesn’t add up.

“Still, it’s a real life problem and it demands a solution. The Mighty Pint Glasses are exactly that.

“It’s all made possible by the ‘Smartgrip Technology’ which grips to any smooth, flat, solid surface when you bump into it, but lifts up naturally, helping to avoid spilling.

“Now you can continue your wonderful, expressive commentary on life safe in the knowledge that you won’t be derailed by your own inability to pick something up carefully.”